11:17am April 18, 2014


two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

8:40pm April 17, 2014


Baby mice update! They’re old enough to groom.  Their coats have all grown in, a beautiful satin blue. Although if you ask me, it looks more like silver. That’s why we’ve decided to name them after silverware.

There’s Spoon, the blue and tan (which means he has a white underbelly). Shortly after he was born, his mom dumped him outside the nest and he was cold and not breathing.  Ash tried a last minute rescue by heating him in her palm and breathing warmth on him, and he started breathing again! We put him back in front of the nest and his mom took him back in.  Clearly he’s doing a lot better now. <3

He has a brother named Knife, and their sister, Fork.  Or as I’ve nicknamed her, Forkanna. =P

Since I took these photos and gifs, their eyes and ears have fully opened, so they are no longer blind and deaf.  I’ll be posting more updates on them soon!

7:35pm April 17, 2014





why commit to people when you can commit to dogs

why commit to people when you can commit murder

that is not exactly what i was going for friend

will and hannibal: a conversation

7:30pm April 17, 2014
6:20pm April 17, 2014
5:10pm April 17, 2014


steve and bucky are startled by a levitating knife

3:14pm April 17, 2014


I went on a journey of self discovery today

9:50pm April 16, 2014


Shattered mirrors / stained glass, Bing Wright

9:43pm April 16, 2014


This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

9:00pm April 16, 2014


The tradition of photocopying your arse has long been in danger of slipping away into history like prank calls and pole sitting, but could the advent of 3D printing see it’s glorious, detailed return?

8:49pm April 16, 2014

i keep fluctuating between being excited about college to feeling like the world is crashing around me due to higher education looming closer

8:40pm April 16, 2014


Describing Emma Swan in 6 words.
7:54pm April 16, 2014

it snowed 2day
even though it was 80 degrees yesterday&#160;????


it snowed 2day

even though it was 80 degrees yesterday ????

7:31pm April 16, 2014


Outfit to go see Hansel und Gretel at the opera

6:20pm April 16, 2014




i love that the 104th top ten goes

  1. mikasa
  2. titan
  3. titan
  4. titan
  5. titan

6. horse

7. Jesus